Help~! Pedobear.. lol

Holyshit, John the lolicon... look wat i found on the net... Althought it is early, well Merry Christmas 2009, this ya present... xD



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The Best Solution To Mankind Mistake...

Ever experince, after few hours of waiting on the line.. it is finally ur turn but happen there is this @$$H01E, queue jump on the line.... U mad on him/her?



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Mistake?

Compare this two scene... and u will find the mistake that i saw.

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Fire Alarm

Sometimes fire alarm can be very inopportune....

Ancient Imperial Language of China

How Did it Sound Like? (Mind you, it’s no way similar to Mandarin)
Has this Ancient Language Survived?
Who Speaks it Today?

You’ll be Surprised. You have heard it. You, your parents, or grandparents may still be speaking this ancient, archaic language!

Yes, it’s HOKKIEN (Fujian/Minnan Hua)


Hokkien is:

1. The surviving language of the Tang Dynasty (618-907AD), China ’s Golden Age of Culture.
Note: The Hokkien we hear today may have “evolved” from its original form 2,000 years ago, but it still retains the main elements of the Tang Dynasty Language.

2. Hokkiens are the surviving descendants of the Tang Dynasty — When the Tang Dynasty collapsed, the people of the Tang Dynasty fled South and sought refuge in the Hokkien ( Fujian ) province. Hence, Hokkien called themselves Tng-lang (Tang Ren or People of the Tang Dynasty) instead of Hua Lang (Hua Ren).

3. Hokkien has 8 tones instead of Mandarin’s 4. Linguists claim that ancient languages tend to have more complex tones.

4. Hokkien retains the ancient Chinese pronunciation of “K-sounding” endings (for instance, Hak Seng (student), Tua Ok (university), Thak Chek (read a book/study) — the “k” sounding ending is not found in Mandarin.

5. The collection of the famous “Three Hundred Tang Dynasty Poems” sound better when recited in Hokkien/Teochew if compared to Mandarin.

6. Consider this for a moment: Today, the Hokkien Nam Yim ochestral performance still has its roots in ancient Tang dynasty music. Here’s the proof: The formation of today Nam Yim ensemble is typically seen in ancient Tang dynasty paintings of musicians.

More Astonishingly:

Although not genetically-related, Hokkiens, Koreans and Japanese share many similar words (which are different from Mandarin).

That’s because Hokkien was the official language of the powerful Tang Dynasty whose influence and language spread to Japan and Korea (just like Latin – where many words were borrowed by the English, French, Italian, etc). Here are just a few words in Hokkien, Japanese & Korean for your comparison:

Hokkien
Korean
Japanese



Sin Boon (news)
Sin Mun
Shinbun – newspaper

Cheng Hu (government)
Chong Bu

Pang (room)
Pang

Chhia (car/vehicle)
Ch’a

Mui/M’ng (door)
Mun

P’hio (ticket)
P’yo

Eng Wan (eternal)
Yong Won

Chaek (book)
Ch’ae

Ki (flag)
Ki
Ki

Kang river)
Gang/kang

Poh Hiam (insurance)
Poh Ham

Sio Sim (caution)
Cho sim

Mo Kui (demon)
Ma gui

Cham (attend/join/mix)
Ch’am sok

Kantan (simple)
Gan Dan

Sin Sei Kai (new world)
Shin Sae Gae

Kok Ka (nation)
Kuk Kka

Hya (elder brother)
Hyaeng

Choon Pi (prepare)
Jun Bi

Si Kan (time)
Si Kan

Kam tong (emotion, feeling)
Kam Jong
Kanjoo

Kamsia (gratitude, thanks)
Kam Sa
Kansha

Keat Hoon (marriage)
Kyol Hon
Kekkon

Oon Tong (exercise)
Un Dong
Undoo

Tua Ok (university)
Tae Hak
Daigaku

Aun Chuan (safety)
An Jon
An Zen

Mua Chiok(satisfaction)
Man Jok
Manzoku

Ai Lang (lover)
Ae In
Aijin

Seng Kong (success)
Song Kong
Seikoo

Chhiu Sat (suicide)
Cha sal
Jisatsu

Pu Do (grapes)
P’o d’o
Budoo

Chin Por (progress)
Chin bo
Shinpo


To all 49 Million Hokkien Speakers:

Be Proud of Your Ancient Hokkien Heritage & Language! Speak it Loud and Clear. Teach Your Future Generation this Imperial Language, Less it Fades Away.
Be Proud Children of the Tang Emperors.

To all Mandarin-speaking friends out there — do not look down on your other Chinese friends who do not speak Mandarin – whom you guys fondly refer to as “Bananas”. In fact, they are speaking a language which is much more ancient & linguistically complicated than Mandarin.

Keep in mind that Mandarin is just:

1. A Northern Chinese dialect (heavily influenced by non Han Chinese) that was elevated to the status of National Language by Sun Yat Sen for the sake of China ’s national unity.

2. Mandarin was never spoken by your proud, imperial Tang Dynasty ancestors. It was probably spoken by the Northern (Non-Han) Jurchen, Mongols and Manchu minority. Start speaking the language of your ancestors today.


I knew it! Aside from Liu Bei's blood line whom are from Han Dynasty royal family... im also a hokkien guy...! Im the truly a true blood of royal families... xD

now now.... all i need is those golden dragon chair, yellowish palace, everything must be yellow!

xD

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Marketing. Anyone?

What is MARKETING ?
I've been receiving this email , and I'm studying Intro to Business subject now where some Marketing topic is inside there. I was laughing out loud when I read it. Simply make you easier to understand what is Marketing all about.

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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"


Shuuya

msn messenger

i kept laughing when i saw this but in a way it's kinda sad too

name was blurred for pivacy

Daicon 2009 Updates 7

It's the moment you Minorin fans have been waiting for! Online ticketing preorders for the AWSM(RM 250) and ELITE(RM 150) tickets are now open on http://www.daiconnews.com.

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Spotted!

I saw Msia flag there.. xD

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Tactical Hand Signal

When u r watching SWAT, police or military movies... they do used some sort of weird hand signal to alert thier team mate... and u know wat xD below this video might guide u to the understanding of the signal



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SPOILER - recommended not to c the spoiler before u watching finish the video (highlight it below)
p/s: failed terrible if u believe it is true.. xD

DaiCon 2009 Updates 6

Calling all doujin artists/groups/circles! Doujin booth registration for DaiCon is now open for local and international groups! Grab the form at http://www.daiconnews.com/e_doujin.php, fill it up and send it back to us to grab a space at DaiCon.

Spaces are limited, so hurry up.

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A busybody investigation Sdn.Bhd presents u~!

The Stereopony~!
Lol, ok im not here to intro them but instead im looking on thier little hidden mysterious. So if u ppl wants to know more about them, go google or wiki it.

Lets start our the busybody investigation~!

1. In all thier videos, i cant c the drummer's face clearly... it is either side or was coverd by shadows [proved is above, so call official wallpaper if im not mistaken]

lol, well do u think i know her face? but here below are some image taken from the internet...



I dont know this pics belongs to whom, but i do believe it comes from thier own blogs/facebook or they release thier own image to public. But from all that pic above... u know wat i c? except for the bassist [because of her large forehead],the vocalist have almost the same face with the drummer... The busybody Sdn Bhd never give up, and look wats he found below~!

The clear image of the drummer~!

p/s: the Lead guitar are that short? lol, i thought she is just small size...

2. Look on the video, are they really playing the music? or lips sync + music record plays?



speechless, i dont suprise if this is lips sync + music record plays, as it looks too perfect, too perfect for something that goes live

However, as i began to roll over and over thier video... i found out several proof that this video are not lips sync, prove? try to turn the video on time 0.33 till 0.37, u could actually listen the mic's effect + speaker's echo on that studio.

Not enough? turn on at time 1.47, where this lead singer's voice out of tune or a bit distorted on her voice just for a second.

One might said "y i cant heard, her breath?" or for more clearer, because of the lyric she sang are kinda long, taking a large breath should be heard at the middle of the long lyrics, and this is wat suppose to be the "theory". Good example, look on western's rock band.. like simple plan or linkin park, u can actually heard thier breath during the songs. But then, after i went thru all her videos, and everything... seems to me, she had master the breath techniques or correct breath techniques. This is my assumption or she might be the one in the million talented singer.

So the lips sync is busted~!

Move on to the music record plays. Looks to everyone, the music are well played and seems like no mistake made. To add more mystery or extra proof that this music are record plays, the lead guitar turn her back when doing solo part.

To be honest, this is abit tough since im those low level musicians, so i think jeremy is the person where u can refer to him, or he will give his comment about it later on.

Well, not slacking.. some videos on youtube like this one,


u could actually listen the effect of the live guitar. However, u cant listen those effect of picking/tapping ? strump? [lol, i doesnt know the term] on those 1st video.

On 3rd proof, time from 2.00 till end, it looks so freaking fake [i mean the music].... also, i doesnt have any music theory to explain this, so leave it to jeremy.

One might says "but but, the drummer did beat her drums" well.. as far as i can c, drum's part looks real... and i dont suprise if she able to drum beat with those music record, errr... again i doesnt know how to describe.. lol...

I failed. Jeremy plse help us with ur theory.

And the 3rd question

3. They are famous, indeed too fast to be too famous with only 2~3 songs.

Well, for this... we have a lot of ideas, like
1. they are so talented that Records decide to bring them in
2. advertised thier songs at anime, like Bleach and Gundam [where this two anime are famous animes]
3. having good connection from records, OR
4. the worst, thier dad working at records....

and bla bla... the list could goes on.... but from my opinion, they are very talented group... look on thier lyrics and the song style they played... they able to mix it nicely... Not so understand wat im trying to say? Look, thier lyrics are about love, and u sing about love... normally ur music wasnt that so rocky, good example like that arvil songs. Well, long stories short... they are creative and talented group band.

To end this all stuff, allow me to present u the terrible failed steropony-wanna-be



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p/s: jeremy~ where r u~?

Can u do this? xD

Attention Troopers! Salute~! [background sounds with those honoured 21 cannon shots]... haha, i found this video when i browse thru a topic in lowyat.net where he asked all Sifus, Senseis and Grandmaster of (insert here ur own fantasy) to teach him on how the exact method to "harvest"... xD This is not porn, beside we dont have any children/kids aged below 12.

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Arad Senki's character's beta?

Well, if u do watch Arad Senki... this is their opening theme... xD Im not going talk about the opening, but it will be the comparison with wat i found, which i should name it beta-characters.. xD plse watch the following video and compared with the above.



Lol, hell ya u did notice how big difference with the anime.... but from wat i been told, the 2nd video's character are so-call in game characters' look... @.@



Allow me to end this post with the Arad Senki's ED... thier songs are unique, using those 8-bit song style... xD i was told that the group who sang this song is YMCK where their group songs are all 8-bit style... It does impressive me or should i said, a very unique yet nostalgia style.

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