2. Dumb Court Questions
The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records and actually happened…
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Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, “I have to kill you because you can identify me.”
Q: Did he kill you?
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Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
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The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Were you alone or by yourself?
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Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That’s me. Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
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Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
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Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I’ll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
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Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
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Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
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Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
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So, you were gone until you returned?
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You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
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Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
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A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, “Your Honor, I’d like to strike the next question.”
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Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary’s Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!
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Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning?
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to think our smart lawyer... is actually that dumb....... i wonder how is our Malaysian Lawyer then.....
PJ Low
3 comments:
pj,i dun understand ur jokes need ur explain again @@ i think my english language no so good enough i need improve more ^^
hmmm... about this joke... how to explain....
i guess i should re-edit it.. then u guys might grab it better....
done... it is a "separete" jokes that combine in together... so.. it kinda confuse at the first look as i forgot to divide it...
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